Celebrate retirement with a gift that’s both funny and functional! This engraved bottle opener keychain features the playful saying: “It’s 5 O’Clock Everywhere, I’m Retired.” Crafted from sleek silver and black metal, this keychain is the perfect way to mark the end of the 9–5 grind and the start of relaxation.
Compact in size yet full of personality, this keychain makes an excellent retirement gift for coworkers, friends, or family members. Whether it’s used every day or saved for retirement parties and celebrations, it’s sure to bring smiles and laughter.
✨ Key Features:
Engraved Retirement Message – Laser-engraved with “It’s 5 O’Clock Everywhere, I’m Retired” for a fun and unique touch.
Functional Bottle Opener – Built-in opener makes it practical for parties, BBQs, and everyday use.
Stylish Design – Polished silver with a black engraving plate for a sleek, modern look.
Compact & Durable – Measures approx. 3 5/8" H x 1 3/8" W, easy to carry without bulk.
Personalization Option – Engravable area (1 1/16" x 3/4") allows you to add initials, dates, or a custom detail.
🎁 Perfect For:
Retirement parties & celebrations
Gifts for retirees, coworkers, bosses, or family
Funny keepsakes and conversation starters
Everyday use as a stylish keychain
Retirement is a time to enjoy life—and this keychain says it all! A small but thoughtful gift, it’s a perfect reminder that it’s always 5 o’clock somewhere.
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This wall-mounted bottle opener is made from a real wood slab and contains a built-in rare earth magnet to catch the caps. Featuring a laser engraved humorous campfire scene, this item is sure to be a hit. Makes a great housewarming gift and is perfect at the family cabin. Great for the home bar as well.
Dimensions: Approximately 11" x 7.5" x .75". Each wood slab is unique so dimensions vary slightly.
Weight: Approximately 2 lbs.
Laser engraved with "Camp Life" and "It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses a Wiener".
The brass opener is built to last.
A magnetic insert is built into the back of the opener, catching all bottle caps.
Varnished finish.
Made with pride at our shop in the USA.
For indoor or sheltered outdoor use only. Not treated to withstand weather elements.
Installation Instructions: The bottle opener comes with two 3" wood screws. Locate a wall stud and screw directly in place through the pre-drilled holes. It is important to mount directly to the stud to avoid pulling free during use.
Contact us with any installation questions.
Elevate your cabin or home bar with this one-of-a-kind wall-mounted bottle opener, handcrafted from a real wood slab and featuring a laser-engraved humorous campfire scene. The addition of a built-in rare earth magnet to catch bottle caps makes this item both practical and entertaining. It's the perfect conversation starter and a fantastic housewarming gift for friends or family who enjoy the great outdoors.
Key Features:
- Unique Campfire Scene Design: The bottle opener showcases a laser-engraved campfire scene that adds a touch of humor to your cabin or home bar decor. With the witty phrases "Camp Life" and "It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses a Wiener," this piece is sure to bring smiles to your gatherings.
- Real Wood Slab: Crafted from a real wood slab, each piece is unique, offering a touch of rustic charm. The natural variations in the wood grain give this bottle opener its individual character.
- Magnetic Cap Catcher: The bottle opener includes a built-in rare earth magnet on the back, ensuring that no bottle cap goes astray. Simply let the cap fall, and the magnet will catch it, keeping your space clean and tidy.
- Durable Brass Opener: The brass bottle opener is built to last, making it perfect for years of use, whether you're at your cabin or home bar.
- Varnished Finish: The bottle opener boasts a varnished finish that enhances its longevity while highlighting the wood's natural beauty.
- Generous Dimensions: With an approximate diameter of 11.5" and a thickness of 1", this bottle opener has a substantial presence on your wall, weighing around 2 lbs.
- Installation Made Easy: The bottle opener comes with two 3" wood screws for quick and hassle-free installation. Simply locate a wall stud, screw it directly into place through the pre-drilled holes, and enjoy your new piece of functional art.
- Proudly Made in the USA: This handcrafted bottle opener is made with pride in our shop in the USA, ensuring the highest quality and craftsmanship.
Add a touch of whimsy and a dash of functionality to your cabin, home bar, or kitchen with this "Camp Life" wall-mounted bottle opener. It's the ideal gift for those who appreciate the outdoors and a good laugh. Make your space more inviting and entertaining by ordering yours today!
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Transform your home, cabin, or home bar into a cozy lakeside retreat with this charming wall-mounted bottle opener. Crafted from real wood slabs, each piece is unique, adding character and a touch of nature to your decor. The laser-engraved lake scene and practical design make it the ideal gift for housewarmings and a must-have for those who cherish the serenity of lake living.
Key Features:
- Rustic Elegance: Crafted from real wood slabs, this bottle opener boasts a genuine rustic charm that will enhance the ambiance of your space. Due to the unique nature of the wood, each piece's dimensions slightly vary, ensuring a distinctive addition to your decor.
- Lakeside Enchantment: The laser-engraved lake scene includes the warm greeting "Welcome to the Lake," a compass, and a serene loon, setting a relaxed and inviting atmosphere.
- Premium Craftsmanship: The brass bottle opener is designed for durability, promising longevity and countless gatherings where refreshing beverages are enjoyed.
- Magnetic Cap Catcher: Embedded with a rare earth magnet, the bottle opener securely holds and showcases your collected bottle caps, adding an artistic touch to your wall.
- Protective Finish: The varnished finish enhances the wood's natural beauty while ensuring longevity and resistance to wear.
- Proudly Made in the USA: We take pride in crafting these bottle openers at our shop in the USA, supporting American craftsmanship.
- Easy Installation: The bottle opener includes two 3" wood screws for secure mounting. It's crucial to attach it directly to a wall stud to prevent it from coming loose during use.
Please note that this bottle opener is designed for indoor or sheltered outdoor use and is not intended to withstand harsh weather conditions.
Elevate your interior decor with the warmth and charm of lake living. This wooden wall-mounted bottle opener is not only functional but also a unique work of art that celebrates the beauty of lakeside living. Make it a part of your space today.
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*NEW PRODUCT*NEW SELLER This wall-mounted bottle opener is made from a real wood slab and contains a built-in rare earth magnet to catch the caps. Featuring a laser engraved scene, this item is sure to be a hit. Makes a great housewarming gift and is perfect at the family cabin. Great for the home bar as well.
Dimensions: Approximately 11.5" diameter by" 1" thick. Each wood slab is unique so dimensions vary slightly.
Weight: Approximately 2 lbs.
Laser engraved with "Lake Life" and the state of Wisconsin with a walleye.
The brass opener is built to last.
A magnetic insert is built into the back of the opener, catching all bottle caps.
Varnished finish.
Made with pride at our shop in the USA.
For indoor or sheltered outdoor use only. Not treated to withstand weather elements.
Installation Instructions: The bottle opener comes with two 3" wood screws. Locate a wall stud and screw directly in place through the pre-drilled holes. It is important to mount directly to the stud to avoid pulling free during use.
Contact us with any installation questions.
Celebrate retirement in style with this silver and black metal keychain that comes with a built-in bottle opener. Laser engraved with the humorous message, "It's 5 O'clock Everywhere, I'm Retired," this keychain makes a fantastic retirement gift for co-workers and family members. It's the perfect way to kickstart the retirement celebration!
Key Features:
- Unique Retirement Message: The engraving, "It's 5 O'clock Everywhere, I'm Retired," captures the essence of retirement and sets the mood for relaxation and fun.
- Built-In Bottle Opener: This keychain isn't just for show; it's also a handy bottle opener. It adds a touch of functionality to your retirement celebrations.
- Great Retirement Gift: Whether you're looking for a retirement gift for a co-worker or a family member, this keychain is a thoughtful and lighthearted choice.
- Compact and Stylish: With dimensions of 3 5/8" in height and 1 3/8" in width, it's the perfect size for carrying your keys with ease. The silver and black color combination adds a touch of style to your keychain.
- Personalization: The keychain features an engravable area measuring 1 1/16" x 3/4", allowing for personalized touches if desired.
Retirement is a time for relaxation and enjoyment, and this keychain perfectly captures the sentiment. It's a great conversation starter and a reminder that it's always time to kick back and enjoy life, whether it's 5 o'clock or not.
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Here is a fun wife gift idea. This silver and black metal keychain comes with a built-in bottle opener and is laser engraved. Features the engraving "Trophy Wife, But Like A Participation Trophy". Makes a great gift idea for Mother's Day or any other occasion.
Dimensions: 3 5/8" H x 1 3/8" W
Engravable Area: 1 1/16" x 3/4"
Color: Silver/Black
Laser Engraving Color: White
Materials: Zinc Alloy/Anodized Aluminum
This silver and black metal keychain comes with a built-in bottle opener and is laser engraved. Perfect for wives and girlfriends. Features the engraving "Drunk Wives Matter". Makes a great gift idea for Mother's Day or any other occasion.
Dimensions: 3 5/8" H x 1 3/8" W
Engravable Area: 1 1/16" x 3/4"
Color: Silver/Black
Laser Engraving Color: White
Materials: Zinc Alloy/Anodized Aluminum
Looking for a fun and functional gift for the "Trophy Husband" in your life? This silver and black metal keychain with a built-in bottle opener is the perfect choice. Whether it's for Father's Day, an anniversary, or any other occasion, this keychain makes a stylish and practical present that will bring a smile to his face.
Key Features:
- Trophy Husband Engraving: The keychain features the engraving "Trophy Husband," celebrating the recipient's special role in a lighthearted and stylish way.
- Built-In Bottle Opener: This keychain isn't just a piece of decor; it's a handy bottle opener, making it a functional and versatile gift.
- Ideal for Various Occasions: Whether you're celebrating Father's Day, an anniversary, or just want to surprise your special someone, this keychain is a thoughtful and unique choice.
- Compact and Stylish: With dimensions of 3 5/8" in height and 1 3/8" in width, it's the perfect size for daily use and adds a touch of style to your keyring.
- Personalization: The keychain features an engravable area measuring 1 1/16" x 3/4", allowing for personalized touches if desired.
Celebrate the special "Trophy Husband" in your life with a gift that combines style and function. This keychain is a great way to show your appreciation and make him smile.
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👉Sturdy, handsome design.
🚀Fast Processing and Expedited Shipping Options - Normal processing time is 1-2 days.
👍Perfect for tailgating and gifts.
This great-looking and functional bottle opener are sure to be a hit with football fans. Ski U Mah is the rallying cry for Golden Gopher fans. The laser engraving also includes an outline of the Minneapolis skyline and a vintage Golden Gopher.
Heavy-duty metal construction is built to last. Topped with a thin slice of hardwood to provide a classy look.
Woodgrain will vary so that the appearance may differ slightly from the sample shown here,
Laser engraved.
The bottle opener is approximately 3.25″ long and 2″ wide. 1/8" thick. Weighs 2 ounces.
Features a powerful rare earth magnet to stick securely to metal surfaces.
Made with pride in the USA.
👉Sturdy, handsome design.
🚀Fast Processing and Expedited Shipping Options - Normal processing time is 1-2 days.
👍Perfect for tailgating and gifts.
This great-looking and functional bottle opener are sure to be a hit with football fans. Skol is the rallying cry for Vikings fans. The laser engraving also includes an outline of the Minneapolis skyline and a Vikings football.
Heavy-duty metal construction is built to last. Topped with a thin slice of hardwood to provide a classy look.
Woodgrain will vary so that the appearance may differ slightly from the sample shown here,
Laser engraved.
The bottle opener is approximately 3.25″ long and 2″ wide. 1/8" thick. Weighs 2 ounces.
Features a powerful rare earth magnet to stick securely to metal surfaces.
Made with pride in the USA.
👉Sturdy, handsome design.
🚀Fast Processing and Expedited Shipping Options - Normal processing time is 1-2 days.
👍Perfect for tailgating and gifts.
This great-looking and functional Green Bay Football bottle opener are sure to be a hit with football fans. . The laser engraving also includes an outline of the Lambeau field and a Packers football.
Heavy-duty metal construction is built to last. Topped with a thin slice of hardwood to provide a classy look.
Woodgrain will vary so that the appearance may differ slightly from the sample shown here,
Laser engraved.
The bottle opener is approximately 3.25″ long and 2″ wide. 1/8" thick. Weighs 2 ounces.
Features a powerful rare earth magnet to stick securely to metal surfaces.
Made with pride in the USA.
